Monday, April 18, 2011

Today's Poem

Adam Sandler's Passover Song


This is a song for all those kids who can't eat

Jerry from Seinfeld, Jason Alexander, too
Celebrate Passover, just like me and you...

At the cliffs of Dover,
We'll celebrate Passover
We'll sing "Crimson and Clover"
and celebrate Passover

So many people dipping parsely in salt water,
I think including someone from "Welcome Back Kotter"!

So get out your Charoses,
it's time to talk about Moses,
And open the door for Elijah,
He really might surprise ya.

Not a Jew is unabomber Ted Kaczynski...
But guess who is--White House intern Monica Lewinsky!

Tell old Pharoah to let my people go,
So I can have Seder with David Schwimmer and Lisa Kudrow.
And guess who asks the four questions, timidly and shyly,
We know him as Carter from ER, but his real name's Noah
Wyle!

For eight long days, we cannot eat bread or rice,
But guess who can? The boys from Hanson and Ginger Spice!
The girl who plays Colleen on Dr. Quinn is named Jessica
Bowman,
I bet if she was Jewish she would find the Afikomen!

Tell Big Bird and Grover
It's time for Passover
Get in your Land Rover,
and come celebrate Passover.

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