Blonde 2011 Year In Review......
January – Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight.
February – Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels…HELLOOO!…bottles won’t fit in printer.
March – Got really excited…finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months….box said “2 – 4 years”.
April – Trapped on escalator for hours…power went out.
May - Tried to make Kool-Aid – wrong instructions… 8 cups of water won’t fit into that little packet.
June - Tried to go water skiing – couldn’t find a lake with a slope.
July – Lost breast stroke swimming competition…learned later, the other swimmers cheated, they used their arms.
August - Got locked out of my car in a rain storm…car swamped because soft-top was open.
September - The capital of California is “C”, isn’t it?
October - Hate M&M’s – they are so hard to peel.
November – Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days…instructions said 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108 !!!
December – Couldn’t dial 911- duh – there’s no eleven on the stupid phone.